A campy,cozy horror novel about a manager of a haunted campground just trying to get through the seasonperfect for fans of Grady HendrixRachel Harrisonand Welcome to Night Vale. I am a campground manager. I don’t have a list of rules because I’m trying to ruin your fun…I’m trying to keep you from doing smallsimple things that could result in your horrific and most agonizing demise. Goat Valley Campground has killed generations of Kate’s family. The land is oldpassed down through generationsbut the campground’s reputation doesn’t just draw campers year after year. Creatures from folklore and horror have made Goat Valley not just their homebut their hunting ground. As campground managerKate has rules to protect her campers—if the man with the skull cup offers you a drinkaccept it or you will die a gruesome death; don’t buy ice from the children with no wagon; and of coursenever ever follow the lights. Stillnot every camper follows the rules…which means not every camper survives their stay. Soon decapitated and exsanguinated campers are the least of Kate’s worries; one of the most dangerous inhabitants of the campground is determined to claim the land for himself. Meanwhilesomething in the land is shiftingthe tides are turningand the curse that hunts members of her bloodline begins to close in…